Funny short dating jokes
I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic. ", I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now!
We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together.
" She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge! Rich & Poor A rich man and a poor man are both buying anniversary gifts for their girlfriends. " And the poor man says "I'm buying her a pair of slippers and a dildo.
I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me! And the rich man says "I'm getting her a diamond ring and a Marcedes." "Why both? And the rich man says "That way if she doesn't like the ring she can still enjoy the Marcedes when she returns the ring." And then the rich man asks the poor man "What are you getting your girlfriend?
Since no one was around for miles Marie called a hospital and told the doctor "Quick Quick I need your help my boyfriend got bit by a snake on his penis" The doctor told her "Maam your gonna have to suck the venom out yourself" Marie asked "Please doctor there has to be another way to get rid of the venom" The doctor says "Sorry theres nothing we can do" So Marie goes running to her boyfriend When she gets there Jay says with pain "So what did the doctor say?
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Boyfriend: Awww spell it out to make it more romantic.
"Yeah", I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days! She teased me, saying that she thought tubby bald men were cute! That way if she doesn't like the slippers she can go fuck herself." Flowers A man comes home with a bokay of flowers for his girlfriend and she says "I guess I'll have to spread my legs now." And her boyfriend asks "Why, don't you have a vase?
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