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What they do on the weekend: Play rugby, go to watch the rugby, talk about rugby. What they wear: Quilted jackets, cream Ralph Lauren pullovers, wayfarers and wellies.

Celeb inspiration: King Krule How he will fuck you over: He'll want to try being in an “open relationship" when he's too wet to tell you he doesn't like you anymore.

Favourite sex position: Goes down on you, but gets nowhere.

They also play a useless instrument like the ukulele.

Deepest insecurity: Being enticed into a debate about gentrification, because then they have to pretend they care about it.Anywhere you go there are fuckboys waiting to ruin your life.