Very funny dating jokes


01-May-2020 20:22

Like why is there a 'D' in 'fridge' but no 'D' in 'refrigerator'?

" "Sorry, the position for Spanish teacher has been filled. " "Sunday priorities: Netflix, Exercise, or Bottomless Mimosas? 'Cuz I might let you join my gang." "Sorry it took me so long to message you, I was at Whole Foods trying to figure out what you like for breakfast." "Are you a middle eastern dictator?

Because I have a sudden urge to plant you right here! Cause I want to wrap you in my arms and make you my BAE-RITTO." "Are you made out of grapes? " "If you were a flower you’d be a damnnn-delion" "Blue eyes, red lips, pale face. You look like the flag of France." "My mattress is a little hard.

The quickest way to do this is to use a funny opening line.

We’ve compiled some of the best tinder lines you’ll find on the internet - give them a shot and you may just get lucky! "I usually go for 8's but I guess I'll settle for a 10." "Does this mean I won't be a virgin by the end of the week?

You get to have a preview of someone’s likes, dislikes, interests, and humor, after which you get to decide if you want to meet up. In a perfect world, yes, but as we all know, things don’t always go as planned.

Check out the following Tinder conversations that are so hilarious, it’s punful to read! Our Neanderthal ancestors used them—you can be sure some Caveman tried a line like “Can I hiber-mate with you through the Ice Age?



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